Thongs
Not to be confused with the G-string, Thongs are the herald of the Australian
summer.
We also call them
Aussie workboots, slaps or flip flops.
Aussies will wear them anywhere we can get
away with it.
They are the
uniform of the beach goer but are useful for so much more than
keeping tender feet away from the burning sand.
Most parents from
the 50's, 60's & 70's would have used a handy thong to whack a
cheeky kid with. Many a time you would see a parent hopping about on
one foot trying to get his/her thong off to either smack the kids
with or to throw it at them.
Thongs are worn in
the shower when you are using public amenities, everyone has a pair
of shower thongs in the cupboard.
I have used a
thong to prop up a table leg while in a cafe, nothing worse than a
wobbly table.
They make great
shovels when you are making sand castles and nothing smoothes down
the sides of a sand fort like a thong.
They are the best
fly swat ever and even the odd wasp or bee has felt it's slap. My
husband uses a thong as a spider eliminator.
You can use them
in the surf as a body surfing aid, just put your hands through them
and put your arms out in front and you will ride that wave like a
champ.
We cannot wear
them to restaurants but we can wear them to a friend's BBQ without
recrimination.
In autumn we pack
them away with a sigh, our feet cringe at the thought of being cooped
up in airless shoes.
Two-up
Known as the
Australian national game, Two-up is a traditional Aussie gambling
game, involving a designated 'spinner' throwing two or three coins
into the air. Players gamble on whether the coins will fall with both
heads up, both tails up or with one coin a head and one a tail
(odds). The game is traditionally played on Anzac Day in pubs and
clubs throughout Australia. Anzac Day is the only day of the year
where Two-up can be played legally.
The spinner places
a bet then throws the coins. If the coins come up heads the spinner
wins, tails – the spinner loses and must make way for another
spinner, odds – the spinner throws again.
It is a fast and
exciting game and many a player has lost his shirt playing against
the odds.

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